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hate:

i’m like 102% tired

(via always-a-drizzle-never-a-storm)

2 days ago | Permalink

villakaren:

Stupid drink

(via permanenthesitations)

baby: m...m...m...
mom: mommy?
baby: my ex man brought his new girlfriend she's like oh my god but i'm just gonna shake and to the fella over there with the hella good hair won't you come on over babe we can shake shake shake
4 days ago | Permalink

myboyfrommullengar:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

She did

(via urwins)

6 days ago | Permalink
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