Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
He impressed us with his stripping skills
i had a really nice day today
and i’m glad
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.